We checked out this site at the recommendation of a certain ecommerce shopping cart. Umm. We love it! Exactly what we expected:

"Hey Superslimmy,

We are sorry to inform you that your application for a designer account at Chictini.com has been rejected. Your products were not considered upto par for the fashion-savy Chictini community. Goodluck in your future endeavors.

-Chictini.com"

Fashion is certainly fascinating (weird) to say the least.